Everywhere I drive there are Billboards!
There are billboards by the Highway
Dueling lawyers promise paydays
There are diamonds for your lover
There are burgers for your hunger
There are hospitals and physicians
For your eyes and dispositions
There’s new trucks and cars or cycle
And and a place to build your muscles
Made you look come rent this sign
They’re obnoxious by design
Would you trust in court this face
I would love to plead your case
Come and see the alligator
Ride our camel tip our waiter
See the latest country show
On the big screen don’t you know